Bell on the door rings come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don’t be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can’t see I’m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee’s muff...

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved